wish i had a gun

Sometimes I wish I had a gun
And be able to take it to heaven
In order to shoot God in the head
Because I hate comedians
And God is the funniest of al I know
So that's what I want to do
Because God keeps playing jokes in my life
First um up, than um down
And when I try to get up
HE pushes me down
But funy enough is that
When I stay down
He picks me up HIMSELF
So I want a metaphysical gun
And take a trip to heaven
Were I am to come in contact with God
And give HIM an ultimatum.
Its either I am up n he keeps me the
Or he doesn't push me down at all
Only to pick me back up again
I will ensure that that HE deliverers
Or my soul to him I will give
But that will be one gift he will not want to receive
It will be a gift he will never cherish
For when I was alive
I craved to have him dead
For what HE has done to me
Who knows what I will be able to achieve
After my final day is done.
I wish I had a gun
In order to shoot God
For HE has turned my life into a comedy
And the devil is laughing his ass off
Probably because he is the only audience
But thats how I feel
Who knows, maybe HIS final punchline
Is going to be the the dream
I am dying to achieve...

#Peace. 03/11/14