layzie king

Seven layzie kings
Sit around their round table
Doing nothing is their job
For they are the layzie kings

The first is the strongest of them all
Too bad he is too layzie to do anything
The second is the toughest of them all
No matter how hard you hit he stands still

The third is the craziest
He should never be touched
The fourth is the smartest
At any time he can solve any problem

The fifth is the slickest
He could sell you without a thought
The sixth is the criminal
Never to be messed with

The seventh is the most different
He posses all the others powers
And also has his own, the power of charm
With this he can make a chick fall

Out of these seven layzie kings
I am the seventh
Invested in me is a lot of power
That I have to use